We see a group of people looking down at him, with one woman stating, “I can’t believe he’s still alive,” while Wade, lying in a pool of blue blood (presumably from the “Clog Cleaner”), responds by saying, “I can’t believe you left the house with that shirt” before getting up. The second scene shows Wade drinking “Clog Cleaner” atop a skyscraper before jumping off. He tells a precocious young child that he’s a superhero named Captain Delicious Pants, before diving into the exhibit where the bear eats him alive. The first shows Wade visiting a zoo, still wearing his mask, admiring the polar bear exhibit. In the Super Duper Cut, though, we get an imaginary montage of different ways Wade imagines killing himself. In the theatrical cut, we go right back to the opening scene, where Wade is laying on all the gasoline barrels, ready to kill himself via a fiery explosion. Play After Wade leaves Sister Margaret’s, he heads to Blind Al’s (Leslie Uggams) to pick up a hidden stash of cocaine, telling Al that he’s about to do something really stupid. The first few are the same (A Film By Wait a Minute!, Produced by Did You Just Kill Her?, Presented by What the F**k?), but instead of “In Association With I Don’t Understand,” the Super Duper Cut replaces that with “Production Designer She Was Like Everyone’s Favorite Character.” Then they have, “Film Editing Good Luck Bringing Me Back F***heads” before “Starring Obviously, Someone Who Hates Sharing the Spotlight,” and instead of “Written by The Real Villains” (riffing off the first movie where it was Written by The Real Heroes), the Super Duper Cut has, “Writers I Blame The Writers, “Real Heroes” My Ass.” They also changed “Cinematography Blind Al” to “Cinematography Someone Who Would Literally Film Anything” before ending on the same director’s credit, “Directed By One of the Guys Who Killed the Dog in John Wick.” Sister Margaret’s While the footage is exactly the same, the parody credits are a bit different. In the Sicily funeral scene, where DP pops up out of casket at a funeral, there is an additional tiny scene where one of the gangsters gets away, and Wade dispatches of him with a shot to the head, while leaping over a tombstone and throwing some shade at Steve Rogers, stating, “You don’t see Captain America do that,” as the gangster’s briefcase of money flies open.ġ4 Images The hilarious opening credit sequence, which is clearly a nod to the elaborate sequences from the James Bond franchise, are slightly different in both the theatrical and the Super Duper Cut. In the Super Duper Cut, DP apologizes, realizing that this isn’t “Gilbert’s,” and that he thought this was, “an anal-bleaching party.” The Super Duper cut also removes the “sea breeze” joke from theatrical, replacing it with a beat where DP puts out the terrified bartender’s cigarette, saying they’ll kill her before hopping over the bar and killing everyone in hilarious fashion. In the theatrical cut, Wade just starts counting off in Spanish, “Uno, dos, tres, quatro,” before they start shooting. In Hong Kong, when Deadpool first dives through the high-rise window and confronts a group of Chinese thugs, he has a different joke. Play Opening “International” MontageThis scene starts off the same as in the theatrical cut, with Wade saying that he’s gone “international,” but there are a few alternate jokes swapped in during certain moments. We see him go in for the kill, so to speak, before it cuts out, although we never see him actually kill hitler. Hitler Coda ExtendedAt San Diego Comic-Con, director David Leitch first unveiled this scene, which, like the rest of the post-credits scene, was set to Cher’s “If I Could Turn Back Time.” The scene that you can see in the Super Duper Cut shows DP trying to talk himself into killing a baby (while borrowing Chevy Chase’s “This is crazy” scene from Vacation), who is revealed to be a baby Adolf Hitler. Just as he’s about to off himself, Colossus (Stefan Kapicic) towers over the Merc, knocks him out and drags him away, saying how terribly sorry he is for his loss. The stubborn old man retorts with, “It’s a free country,” which Deadpool agrees to, before stating how much he loves their work in the Pixar classic Up. Play This first scene doesn’t last too long, just under 30 seconds, featuring the Merc With the Mouth (Ryan Reynolds) getting ready to kill himself on a park bench, talking to himself about his “heart being in the right place.” He’s suddenly joined by an elderly couple, who seemingly have no problem with a guy wearing a red mask holding a gun, as they sit down beside him, while Deadpool tries to talk them out of sitting there.
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